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From: Cranford
To: pyrigenes@gmail.com
; Christopher Woods
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2019, 7:48:28 PM PST
Subject: Reminder; Why Muslims commit suicide;
Subject:
Just move to Muslim Crime infested Minneapolis [little Mogedeshu] to
experience THIS! No wonder...
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:
No Jesus, No television, No Taco Bell.
No baseball, No football, No basketball,
No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot, No Wal-Mart. No Burger King.
No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No
shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No
jambalaya. No cookies!
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and diapers for hats. Constant
wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and
there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:
No Jesus, No television, No Taco Bell.
No baseball, No football, No basketball,
No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot, No Wal-Mart. No Burger King.
No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No
shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No
jambalaya. No cookies!
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and diapers for hats. Constant
wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and
there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No
cheerleaders, No Toilet paper!
You
learn to drink Camel Urine - just incase you NEED to!
No Christmas, No Independence Day, no Labor Day.
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
No Christmas, No Independence Day, no Labor Day.
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
Your wife has
vaginitus from filth.
But your wife is radically circumsized!
But your wife is radically circumsized!
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
The
women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all
times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just
like your donkey, but your donkey has a better
disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets
better!
I mean, really, "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?"
times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just
like your donkey, but your donkey has a better
disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets
better!
I mean, really, "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?"
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