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North
Korea; Your March Diet will be Roots and Tree Bark, Again!
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Thu,
31 Mar 2016 05:17:40 -0700
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From:
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To:
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Craig
Schommer
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{Where Hillary and Berney will take you; Communism always works out the same. How does that happen? Imagine what will happen to Glenn Beck and the Utah Mormons under "Agenda 21"!!! Look up "Kulaks" and "Podkulachniks" pages 54-57 in Solzhenitsyn. Hang on to your guns, WHITE PEOPLE! You`re going to need them! L.}
Hungry, hungry, hungry.
Bowl Cut Jr. to his nation:
Please gnaw on roots to survive the coming famine
[I'd rather have the cake] [Cake? Hell! He`s eating better than that! Caviar and Katy Perry Pornography!!!!]
Ahhh
North Korea - that glorious land of rice, jungle, James Franco comedies, and
possible nuclear weapons. It truly is the kind of paradise that only the twin
boogeymen of dictatorship and communism could create. Unless, of course, you
get hungry.
If
you live under the thumb of fearless leader Kim Jong Un, and you’re a human
being who requires food to survive, you have a problem. Famine is coming and,
while he likes Katy Perry, margaritas, building WMD’s, and threatening the
west, Supreme Leader isn’t particularly interested in feeding his people.
Special:
As the Daily
Meal reports, citizens of
the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea are being warned that it’s time to
start chewing on roots if they wish to survive. Yes, you read that right. Gnaw
on the roots, because another “arduous march” is at hand.
North Korean communism “isn’t communism” just like “radical Islam isn’t
really Islam.” You can try to rebrand it, but you always end up in the
same place
“We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we
will have to chew the roots of plants once again,” the paper warned grimly,
evoking the language used during an earlier famine in North Korean history.
Lest
you think that the term “arduous march” is a term used lightly, you should
know: the dictatorship’s last arduous march killed millions.
In what became known as the “arduous march,” up to 3.5 million people died from
hunger or related illnesses between 1994 and 1998, when the loss of outside
support, as well as the severe mismanagement of resources by the North Korean
government, crippled the country’s food supply.
Special:
“Mismanagement”
is a polite way of saying that the very ronery Kim Jong-Il “enjoyed a steady
diet of caviar and western pornography while his people starved.”
Sadly,
it appears nothing has changed.
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According to the
South Korean paper Chosun Ilbo, the upcoming “road to revolution” will require
every citizen in the nation’s capital of Pyongyang to donate 2.2 pounds of rice
to the state supply every month. As with the 1994 famine, North Korean farmers
will also be required to donate additional supplies to the military, the
welfare of which has historically been the country’s highest priority.
Kim Jong Un’s regime has also begun to crack down on open-air markets, where
citizens have been able to purchase supplies with relatively little
interference from the state, until now.
In
other words, the portly dictator is saying: no one’s going to have any food, so
you’ll have to give me all your food, which means you’ll have less food to give
me. ...But you’d better figure out how to give me some food, or else.
He’s
got to maintain that rotund physique somehow.
The
sad thing is that, as always, there will be a cadre of leftists lining up to
shout that this isn’t “real communism.” They’ll claim that real
communism, and real socialism, works - it’s just never been properly implemented.
The problem is that this is always the end result when it’s tried.
North
Korean communism “isn’t communism” just like “radical Islam isn’t really
Islam.” You can try to rebrand it, but you always end up in the same
place.
[Kim knows what he wants; Katy Perry really is Katy Perry; ....Kim, stop looking at those Japanese Hentai Dolls!]
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