Aisle Seat

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Len Cranford

To: Richard Finley ; craig schommer ; ryder smith ; jb_campbell@yahoo.com ; patrick henry ; James Wickstrom ; darkmoon@darkmoon.me ; tommy ; Bill Conlin ; gvwyatt@gmail.com ; executioner@dreadwilliam.com ; pseudoskylax@gmail.com

Sent: Tuesday, October 21, 2014 11:55 AM

Subject: Aisle Seat;

 

 

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Janice Janiszewski" <janiszewski5590@aol.com>

 

 

​  The Aisle Seat
           

 Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.  One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
           
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
           
After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when  the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
        

Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get
it for you.'
           
As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.  When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good.  I'd really like one too. 

 

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch  it.
           
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.  When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
           
As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.  He leaned over and  asked his Arab neighbors, "Why does it have to be this way?
           

How long must this go on?  This fighting between our nations?  This  hatred?  This  animosity? 

 

 This spitting in shoes and ......peeing in cokes?"
           
   THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. 

>