{The "Peter Principle"
universally applied. That should collapse everything.}
----- Original Message -----
From: Gene
Wyatt
Sent: Sunday, November 02, 2014 12:16 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: NAA
Yep, makes me proud to
be an American!!!
> >
> > The
> > ANAA Is Finally
> > Here!The ANAA With
> > the *Americans With No Abilities
> > Act (“ANAA”), President Barack Obama and the
> > Democratic Senate are
> > considering sweeping legislation that will provide new
> > benefits for many
> > more Americans.The Americans With
> > No Abilities Act is being
> > hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the
> > millions of
> > Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
> > "Roughly 50 percent
> > of Americans do not possess the competence and
> > drive necessary to carve out
> > a meaningful role for themselves in society,"
> > said California Sen.
> > Barbara Boxer."We can no
> > longer stand by and allow People
> > of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over.
> > With this legislation,
> > employers will no longer be able to grant
> > special favors to a small group
> > of workers, simply because they have some idea of what
> > they are
> > doing." In a Capitol Hill
> > press conference, House Speaker
> > Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
> > pointed to the success
> > of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing
> > policy of providing
> > opportunity without regard to performance. At the
> > state government
> > level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also
> > has an excellent record
> > of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
> > Under the Americans
> > With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level
> > positions will be
> > created with important-sounding titles, but little
> > real responsibility,
> > thus providing an illusory sense of purpose
> > and performance.
> > Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions
> > will be given
> > to guarantee upward mobility for even the most
> > unremarkable
> > employees.The legislation
> > provides substantial tax breaks
> > to corporations that promote a significant number of
> > Persons of Inability
> > (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax
> > credit to small and
> > medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless
> > worker for every
> > two talented hires.Finally, the
> > Americans With No Abilities Act contains
> > tough new measures to make it more difficult to
> > discriminate against the
> > non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory
> > interview questions such
> > as, "Do you have any skills or experience that
> > relate to this
> > job?" "As a non-abled person, I can't be
> > expected to keep up
> > with people who have something going for them,"
> > said Mary Lou Gertz,
> > who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM
> > plant in Flint, Mich.,
> > due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty
> > loosey. "This
> > new law should be real good for people like me.
> > I'll finally have job
> > security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz
> > and millions of other
> > untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end
> > of the tunnel. Said
> > Sen.Dick Durbin,II, "As a senator with no abilities, I
> > believe the same
> > privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be
> > extended to every
> > American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers
> > to provide each and
> > every American citizen, regardless of his or her
> > inadequacy, with some sort
> > of space to take up in this great nation and a good
> > salary for doing
> > so."*This message was
> > approved by Jesse Jackson, Al
> > Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi,
> > Harry Reid, and
> > Barack Obama.
> > --
> >
> >
> >
> > ----- End forwarded message -----
> >
> >
> > The
> > ANAA Is Finally
> > Here!The ANAA With
> > the *Americans With No Abilities
> > Act (“ANAA”), President Barack Obama and the
> > Democratic Senate are
> > considering sweeping legislation that will provide new
> > benefits for many
> > more Americans.The Americans With
> > No Abilities Act is being
> > hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the
> > millions of
> > Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
> > "Roughly 50 percent
> > of Americans do not possess the competence and
> > drive necessary to carve out
> > a meaningful role for themselves in society,"
> > said California Sen.
> > Barbara Boxer."We can no
> > longer stand by and allow People
> > of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over.
> > With this legislation,
> > employers will no longer be able to grant
> > special favors to a small group
> > of workers, simply because they have some idea of what
> > they are
> > doing." In a Capitol Hill
> > press conference, House Speaker
> > Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
> > pointed to the success
> > of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing
> > policy of providing
> > opportunity without regard to performance. At the
> > state government
> > level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also
> > has an excellent record
> > of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
> > Under the Americans
> > With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level
> > positions will be
> > created with important-sounding titles, but little
> > real responsibility,
> > thus providing an illusory sense of purpose
> > and performance.
> > Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions
> > will be given
> > to guarantee upward mobility for even the most
> > unremarkable
> > employees.The legislation
> > provides substantial tax breaks
> > to corporations that promote a significant number of
> > Persons of Inability
> > (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax
> > credit to small and
> > medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless
> > worker for every
> > two talented hires.Finally, the
> > Americans With No Abilities Act contains
> > tough new measures to make it more difficult to
> > discriminate against the
> > non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory
> > interview questions such
> > as, "Do you have any skills or experience that
> > relate to this
> > job?" "As a non-abled person, I can't be
> > expected to keep up
> > with people who have something going for them,"
> > said Mary Lou Gertz,
> > who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM
> > plant in Flint, Mich.,
> > due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty
> > loosey. "This
> > new law should be real good for people like me.
> > I'll finally have job
> > security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz
> > and millions of other
> > untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end
> > of the tunnel. Said
> > Sen.Dick Durbin,II, "As a senator with no abilities, I
> > believe the same
> > privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be
> > extended to every
> > American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers
> > to provide each and
> > every American citizen, regardless of his or her
> > inadequacy, with some sort
> > of space to take up in this great nation and a good
> > salary for doing
> > so."*This message was
> > approved by Jesse Jackson, Al
> > Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi,
> > Harry Reid, and
> > Barack Obama.
> > --
> >
> >
> >
> > ----- End forwarded message -----
> >
> >
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